Here is her first piece of advice - you'd be MAD to ignore it..
" Who needs Botox dahlinks! Ive been travelling the Lancashire moors whilst on my vacacione en Ingleterre.. and I have discovered that if you stand for 15 minutes facing into a North wind , on the top of a high peak, such as Rivington Pike, the face lifting effects are amazing! and so natural! No need for needles sweedies! All that fresh air and G-Force will blow your skin back so tight it will not be able to re-sag for AT least 3 months , and the Lancastrian precipitation of fell water in the clouds will be like the words most expensive facial!! "
Wise words Madame! see you next month :)
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